Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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