Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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