On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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