That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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