Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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