dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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