Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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