I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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