windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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