K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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