would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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