NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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