Already got asked if we're dating
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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