I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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