You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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