a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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