If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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