Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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