covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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