We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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