I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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