Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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