break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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