I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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