but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
third nipple confirmed
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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