Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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