David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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