super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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