halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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