The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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