paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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