Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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