do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Randomize
