The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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