I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
