would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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