I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
third nipple confirmed
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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