Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
