It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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