you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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