He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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