You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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