I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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