Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(954): View more from Florida

You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'

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(818): View more from California

my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you

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(402): View more from Nebraska

birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

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(614): View more from Ohio

My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.

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