he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole