They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
is that a dick in a sweater?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.