wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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