come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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