Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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