She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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