school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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