I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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