There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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