i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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