Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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