I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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