16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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