I hope mine doesn't look like that
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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