I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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