Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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