I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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